Thursday, July 16, 2009

Attack of the hairy tack...

I bet all of you are sitting at home looking at the um, somewhat obscene, curly haired saddles from Tuesday's post wondering, " I wonder if they make a matching bridle and breast collar for it? If they do I SO want one!" (sarcasm)

Well, your unspoken wish is my command, I present to you, the matching bridles and breast collars.



Oh and look, it even has big rhinestone conchos. (Love the toilet in the background btw, is that where you are going to dispose of the offending item?)



Still looks like pubes to me. I just don't understand the allure.
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17 comments:

  1. cattypexJuly 16, 2009 at 6:19 AM

    Thanks.... now that last one with the white browband screams "SANTA PUBES" to me.

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  2. Laura Dotson-ThomsonJuly 16, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    ^ and now I'll never be able to get THAT out of my head :)

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  3. texasnascarcowgirlJuly 16, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    I think they are trying for a uni-brow for their horses.

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  4. WeaseldancrJuly 16, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    God I feel like bleaching my eyes! going to go pet my dogs and try to forget this. God what do people think when they do this?

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  5. UnknownJuly 16, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    What the hell!? Hey think of it as a tacky built in fly fringe! As if those aren't tacky enough on a horse when riding.

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  6. DigitSisJuly 16, 2009 at 7:48 AM

    Hairy tack is just nasty,nasty,nasty! Any bets as to when it is available in pink?

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  7. DanielleJuly 16, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Just think about how wonderful it's going to look when that hair gets all full of horsie sweat. Ick. I'd trim the hair off because I actually DO like that 1st headstall (minus the fuzzies).

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  8. AylishaJuly 16, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    Man, these saddles and bridles are going to be in my head for a LONG time...posts like these need to have a BRAINBLEACH warning in them, LOL.... \
    WHY??? At least the saddles will be covered when sitting on them, but this????

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  9. DrillriderJuly 16, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    Aren't horses hairy enough? Why, oh why?????

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  10. Cut-N-JumpJuly 16, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    I'm not sure what to say anymore.

    I think these, the saddles and pads are just beyond words.

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  11. OldMorgansJuly 16, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    When I first saw the photo of the hairy bridle, I thought of those old fake disguise glasses w/huge eyebrows and huge nose. Gave me the giggles. I guess if I ever saw these things on a horse, I would be engulfed in giggles.

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  12. Katharine SwanJuly 16, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    The funny thing about all of this is that God made horses with their own hair. {{{drips sarcasm}}}

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  13. AnonymousJuly 16, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    WORST. TACK. EVA.

    Nuff said.

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  14. cattypexJuly 17, 2009 at 6:27 AM

    Hey, about those crocheted fly tassel thingies that are all the rage? Well, at least they're superduper popular (still) with the big time international-level jumpers, if the photos are any indication...

    Are they really THAT useful?? Are they holding in earplugs as well as keeeping flies out?

    I think they're cute, I just wonder if they're all that more better than... oh.... fly spray, or if they serve a dual purpose I'm not aware of?

    And do those Breathe-Right thingies for horses REALLY work that well? I always giggle when I see them on human athletes, and kudos to the company for making 'em with NFL logos on them for the players. Marketing WIN!

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  15. KristenJuly 17, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    cattypex - in response to the fly bonnets, I use one on my horse because he is actually allergic to fly spray and they're great for trailriding too.

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  16. mondayJuly 17, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    LMAO! The first bridle has a jerry curl!

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  17. AnonymousJuly 25, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    itchy
    clipper
    finger
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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