A look at some of the most horrible examples of horse equipment on the market today.
Please remember, this blog is simply MY opinions. Everyone has some and like armpits, some stink! It is all subjective anyway. I am not telling anyone what to use at all. I am just making observations and stating my own likes and dislikes. If you do not agree, fine, you are entitled. THERE IS NO ONE RIGHT WAY.
Please, read and enjoy and try not to be ugly to others. Everyone has a right to their opinions.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Time for some Nair. Seriously.
You might recall the first time I posted mohair accented tack. Well, someone found some new stuff. This looks even more unsettlingly like pubes than the first versions. Now, where is my razor?
This is for all the lonely people Thinkin' that life has passed them by Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup Ride that highway in the sky...
With this bridle and breast collar- you too can pretend you have a Friesian! *squeals*
Oh, my. That is just vile. I hope that I NEVER see that in person, on or off of a horse, because I will be thinking public hair... Who in their right mind thinks that is a good look???
And who in their right mind thinks long hairs right above their horse's EYES is a good idea. Unless, you know, it's a shaggy pony and it grows that way...
This is a late comment, but I couldn't help it. Add a noseband accented with more mohair (mo hair? mo mohair?)and you horse would look just like Groucho Marx. And with really loooong mohair he would look like Carl Marx...
Notice how these hairy pieces are never shown ON a horse?
ReplyDeleteOMG! Mrs. Sasquatch got a Brazilian!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's more of a Groucho Marx look?
ReplyDeleteNope.
Bwahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is for all the lonely people
ReplyDeleteThinkin' that life has passed them by
Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup
Ride that highway in the sky...
With this bridle and breast collar- you too can pretend you have a Friesian! *squeals*
Mr T called....he wants his hair back.
ReplyDeleteSince when does tack have pubic hair?
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to shave their underarms...
ReplyDeleteOh, my. That is just vile. I hope that I NEVER see that in person, on or off of a horse, because I will be thinking public hair... Who in their right mind thinks that is a good look???
ReplyDeleteCrap, not public, pubic... Can't type right today...
ReplyDeleteAnd who in their right mind thinks long hairs right above their horse's EYES is a good idea. Unless, you know, it's a shaggy pony and it grows that way...
ReplyDeleteThis is a late comment, but I couldn't help it. Add a noseband accented with more mohair (mo hair? mo mohair?)and you horse would look just like Groucho Marx. And with really loooong mohair he would look like Carl Marx...
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised to find my keyboard still works after spewing my drink all over it. I just about died when I saw *this* one.