Monday, July 13, 2009

Scary Pink Saddle of the Week

Oh. My. Gawd.



PLEASE tell me this is a fake saddle and not actually intended for use. PLEASE.

Judging by the size of the saddle in comparison to the pad, I fear that it is indeed real and not some cruel joke. I do take some comfort from the fact that it appears to be a pony saddle, and therefore will be fairly rapidly outgrown. I just hope whatever poor creature must wear this thing has a thick skin, because it will be the laughingstock of the pasture.

My eyes hurt.
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18 comments:

  1. WeaseldancrJuly 13, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    The only place I can see that is for a Princess and her pony. I know if my niece (who is a 3year old princess) saw it she would want one. However my mare who my niece rides would probably mutiny. LOL.
    I think the scariest thing about these pink saddles isn't so much that people make them. It's that people BUY them!!!

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  2. fireantranchJuly 13, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    OMG - that beats ANY of the others you've shown here.........I just don't know what to say.

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  3. DonkaloosaJuly 13, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    I agree with fireantranch --- she said exactly what I was going to say, complete to the "OMG"! That is just plain hideous. No self-respecting horse would allow that on his/her back.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 13, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    I think you've succeeded in finding the tackiest pink saddle there is. That's just scary, way to many things thrown into one saddle. I think the maker went a little be-dazzle crazy. and whats with the cow hide seat?

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  5. animageofgraceJuly 13, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Just one question - Where do I find it in an adult size? :)

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  6. cattypexJuly 13, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    It should be part of a cowgirl-themed pole dance... like Jessica Alba's in Sin City.

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  7. DigitSisJuly 13, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Oh Cattypex you hit the nail, I mean the rhinestone on the head. Cowgirl strippers have a new prop. Honestly I did not think there could be any more ugly pink saddles out there. This one takes the cake.

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  8. twhladyJuly 13, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    I think someone went wayyyyyyyy overboard with the bedazzler. I honestly don't think my princess niece would even like that saddle.

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  9. HJuly 13, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    This is by far the worst thing that has ever been posted!

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  10. RachelJuly 13, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Oh dear lrd. I believe this is what a saddle for Barbie would look like.

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  11. SusanJuly 13, 2009 at 11:30 AM

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  12. SusanJuly 13, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Does it come with a unicorn tree? There is SO much going on there — where does one start? ;)

    (Sorry for the delete — would love an edit feature)

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  13. Katharine SwanJuly 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Good heavens. The (different color) pink fuzzy blanket underneath it isn't helping matters any, either.

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  14. Viva_LolitaJuly 13, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Not that it isn't Hideous Beyond Belief... haigggh!...but the first thing that jumped out at me was the double row of studs/crystals along the edge of the seat where your thigh would lay- that would hurt like a mofo to ride on!

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  15. Cut-N-JumpJuly 13, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Just like the words on the bottom of the pic behind it-

    "It's Wild, It's Western, It's Real!"

    Again- just because you can, doesn't mean you SHOULD!


    YIKES! On so many levels.

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  16. PatriciaJuly 13, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    MY EYES! WHY, CRUEL WORLD, WHY?!?!?

    I think this is the cream of the crop, worst, fugliest, and nastiest pink saddle you've shown to date.

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  17. The Half-Assed BlogJuly 13, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    For some reason this made me think of the flea market, where you can buy lots of other things tackily covered in crystal.

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  18. colorisnteverythingAugust 1, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    I think Hannah Montana threw up on this one :P

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