A look at some of the most horrible examples of horse equipment on the market today.
Please remember, this blog is simply MY opinions. Everyone has some and like armpits, some stink! It is all subjective anyway. I am not telling anyone what to use at all. I am just making observations and stating my own likes and dislikes. If you do not agree, fine, you are entitled. THERE IS NO ONE RIGHT WAY.
Please, read and enjoy and try not to be ugly to others. Everyone has a right to their opinions.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Friday Funny - Caption this!
Here is a fun one for you guys. Come up with the best caption for this photo and I will send you a piece of original artwork!
Poor Rover looks absolutely thrilled doesn't he?
I will announce the winner on Monday, have a great weekend!!
"Little Suzie is going to be sorely dissapointed when she wakes up and sees the pony she asked for from Santa has chewed up her favorite stuffed toy..."
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"Rover hopes with enough good behavior and a lot of barn time he too can one day be a real pony."
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"Humiliation at its finest. Point that lunge-whip at me one more time and I will chew your 200$ riding boots to shreds."
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"When you said little Suzie was getting a pony for Christmas... I didn't think you meant strapping a saddle to my back and giving me the 'Yee-Haw' command."
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"You want me to what!? What does 'can-ter' even mean anyhow?"
Little Jamie thought "herding breed" meant the animal had to live in a herd, so she took the saddle off of Ol' Tin and turned him out to pasture to live with the wild Fangs - er - 'stangs.
"For sale: 9hh German import, excellent conformation, kid-safe, great on trails. Rover is an easy keeper, doesn't need shoes, and has a very smooth walk/jog/lope. $10,000 with saddle included."
Hmmmmm... "If I see any screaming little girls ready to braid pink bows into my hair, I swear I will run away and join a wolf pack"
"Red Rover, Red Rover, send me a pony over....I'm really tired of playing kid's games...Why can't sally get a real pony this Christmas?"
"Oh man...the indignity... I thought the pound was the worst it could get in my life. I stand corrected...please send me back so I can pick a new family!"
"After an AKC judge joined the horse show world and saw all of the fake tails he found a way for German Shepherds with a less then ideal marking to get their "saddle" on."
"Hi Ho Rover....Away"
ReplyDelete"Little Suzie is going to be sorely dissapointed when she wakes up and sees the pony she asked for from Santa has chewed up her favorite stuffed toy..."
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"Rover hopes with enough good behavior and a lot of barn time he too can one day be a real pony."
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"Humiliation at its finest. Point that lunge-whip at me one more time and I will chew your 200$ riding boots to shreds."
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"When you said little Suzie was getting a pony for Christmas... I didn't think you meant strapping a saddle to my back and giving me the 'Yee-Haw' command."
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"You want me to what!? What does 'can-ter' even mean anyhow?"
I have heard of the term "working Dog" but this is ridiculous. Now where is my milkbone?
ReplyDeleteThe Westminster Kennel Club is redefining the meaning of "working breed."
ReplyDelete"It's going to be a long day. The pony's lame and guess who gets to fill in?!"
ReplyDeleteLittle Jamie thought "herding breed" meant the animal had to live in a herd, so she took the saddle off of Ol' Tin and turned him out to pasture to live with the wild Fangs - er - 'stangs.
ReplyDeleteJust don't try to shoe him...
ReplyDeleteMuch to Rover's horror, Little Sally had misunderstood the meaning of "get along little dogie."
ReplyDelete"The Smith family clearly didn't do their homework before they brought home a pet..."
ReplyDelete"At least it's not the pink one!"
ReplyDelete"Little Cindy brings home her new pony....a Roverloosa!"
ReplyDelete"When I asked for a pony, I didn't mean I wanted to BE the pony!"
ReplyDeleteAnd this trail dog is trained in natural metods, and does not even need a bridle
ReplyDelete"Budget cuts at the riding stables meant that drastic measures had to be taken.......I mean seriously, look at the quality of that saddle!"
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Solemnly, Ginger awaits the annual onslaught of the grandchildren.
ReplyDeleteReady to compete in bullDOGGING!
ReplyDeleteGerman imported reining prospect, $50,000 obo
ReplyDelete"For sale: 9hh German import, excellent conformation, kid-safe, great on trails. Rover is an easy keeper, doesn't need shoes, and has a very smooth walk/jog/lope. $10,000 with saddle included."
ReplyDelete"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I signed up to be a Service Dog"
ReplyDeleteI hear when horses are pissed they put their ears back. Is it working for me?
ReplyDeleteThis is a toughie!
ReplyDelete"When Rover signed up for the K-9 service, he did not predict the computer error that would unfortunately redirect him."
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"What's the problem? A horse was way outside the budget of this movie!"
Mom I asked for you to buy me a pony for Christmas not for you to stick a saddle on Rover!
ReplyDeleteGiddy up doggy!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm...
ReplyDelete"If I see any screaming little girls ready to braid pink bows into my hair, I swear I will run away and join a wolf pack"
"Red Rover, Red Rover, send me a pony over....I'm really tired of playing kid's games...Why can't sally get a real pony this Christmas?"
"Oh man...the indignity... I thought the pound was the worst it could get in my life. I stand corrected...please send me back so I can pick a new family!"
"But you thinking carrying us around in purses is normal?"
ReplyDelete5 minutes after the photo was taken ."yumm got more chewies?"
ReplyDelete"Seeing-Eye Dog Deluxe Package: Doubles as a Christmas pony. They'll never know the difference!"
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ReplyDeleteWho needs a leash? Now you can ride your seeing eye dog too!
ReplyDelete"When I said I wanted to go trail riding with you, this is NOT what I had in mind!"
ReplyDelete"After an AKC judge joined the horse show world and saw all of the fake tails he found a way for German Shepherds with a less then ideal marking to get their "saddle" on."
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen my monkey?
ReplyDeleteIrresponsible breeding: Its amazing what passes for a "pony" these days.
ReplyDeleteThe dog and pony show recently downsized to save overhead costs.
Even Lassie never had to go this far to get a part!
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Will you get the kid a pony already!
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Saddle fit FAIL.
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Horseback riding...ur doin it wrong.
"It's too narrow man!"
ReplyDeleteSorry kid, Santa is on a budget this year.
ReplyDeleteOnce again Trigger didn't show up for work on the movie set and Rin-Tin-Tin had to fill in....
ReplyDeleteI would have preferred the pink zebra-striped one with rhinestones ... sigh.
ReplyDeletepoor german sheperd.
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