Thursday, January 28, 2010

Belongs on a "Quarter Horse"

You know, one of those out in front of the grocery store you used to beg to ride? It certainly has no business on a real one with kids using it. This thing is HIDEOUS. Not only is it a scary synthetic with embroidered horses on it and dinky looking hardware, it has a little pointy metal horse head for a horn! Brilliant! Just the thing for a small child to injure themselves on.





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7 comments:

  1. PRSJanuary 28, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    Oh...uhhhh...wow...I'm speechless

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    The horror....
    no impaled children!

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  3. panavia999January 28, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    It's a tiny point in realtion to the vast tackiness of the saddle, but the tacked on horses are more like harness racing than a riding horse. It must be another one of those saddles made in a country where they don't even have horses so they don't know what a saddle looks like anyway.

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  4. BifJanuary 28, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    I agree with the quarter for mechanical pony ride thing... and missed the metal pommel until you mentioned it. Giant fail.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    Goodness, why would you ever slap on that excuse for a horn on that saddle? Its looks like a hood ornament, but much cheaper and tackier. Bleh.

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  6. rackinglranchJanuary 29, 2010 at 4:18 AM

    Amazingly Craptacular! Gotta save this one for the Tackiest Of The Year post! :)

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  7. Debra KayJanuary 29, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    That should be turned in as a dangerous item.

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