Thursday, January 28, 2010
Belongs on a "Quarter Horse"
You know, one of those out in front of the grocery store you used to beg to ride? It certainly has no business on a real one with kids using it. This thing is HIDEOUS. Not only is it a scary synthetic with embroidered horses on it and dinky looking hardware, it has a little pointy metal horse head for a horn! Brilliant! Just the thing for a small child to injure themselves on.
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Oh...uhhhh...wow...I'm speechless
ReplyDeleteThe horror....
ReplyDeleteno impaled children!
It's a tiny point in realtion to the vast tackiness of the saddle, but the tacked on horses are more like harness racing than a riding horse. It must be another one of those saddles made in a country where they don't even have horses so they don't know what a saddle looks like anyway.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the quarter for mechanical pony ride thing... and missed the metal pommel until you mentioned it. Giant fail.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, why would you ever slap on that excuse for a horn on that saddle? Its looks like a hood ornament, but much cheaper and tackier. Bleh.
ReplyDeleteAmazingly Craptacular! Gotta save this one for the Tackiest Of The Year post! :)
ReplyDeleteThat should be turned in as a dangerous item.
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